Random Asian Pick Up Lines

Oct 12

captainofalltheships:

mak-o:

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

nah i’m in a whole different timezone

11/10

Oct 02

summer-seoulstice:

Reading through all of SM’s scandals this year like

image

Sep 11

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

Sep 10

Any pickupline requests?

Aug 31

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

Aug 28

meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

Aug 28

religiouspunk:

girl are you trash because i want to take you out

Aug 15

yep.

Aug 14

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

Aug 05

sunnyup:

couldn’t think of one for yongguk.. halp.