Random Asian Pick Up Lines

Apr 21

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

Apr 21
Apr 19
run-like-an-idiot:

I knew these groups looked familiar

run-like-an-idiot:

I knew these groups looked familiar

Apr 19

run-like-an-idiot:

this was all i could think of

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suho and his hoes

Apr 17

ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

Apr 16

Sexy part-time worker B Bomb

run-like-an-idiot:

A hot dog with ketchup?

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Would you like fries with that?

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Apr 15

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

Apr 15

BLOCK B MV STORYLINE

  • Nillili Mambo: Block B steals a diamond and manage to lose it
  • Be The Light: U-kwon gets beaten up for it by the diamond owners
  • Very Good: They decide to rob a bank to pay the debt
  • Jackpot: They use the left over money from the robbery to buy a circus and more clown masks
Apr 11
Apr 07

haemus:

U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u